Now, for the latest news from Okinawa! General MacArthur's ghost and his hordes of reanimated frankensteinian octopi have stolen the master copy of Pinin' For The Fjords, our album, and we need your help. We've resurrected Albert Einstein, Lise Meitner, Australian Field Marshall Sir Thomas Blamey, and Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, but WE NEED TROOPS!
Sign up today to rescue the album of the century! The only way to rescue this album is to tell us how many of you want to buy it. Then we know how many to order. If you indulge us, we will get lbert Einstein, Lise Meitner, Thomas Blamey, and Isoroku Yamamoto to sign your copy, as well as the fine men and woman of the band!
If you don't order, you won't get it!
The front lines need propoganda, and what better way to gather propoganda than with partial nudity!
THE HIROHITO AND THE BOMB CLEAVAGE SHOT PROMO!
Send us a picture of your cleavage with our name, "Hirohito and the Bomb" written somewhere on it! No nipples, no faces, just cleavage. Grand prize winner gets to appear on countless promo flyers, free entry to any HATB show, a signed copy of "Pinin' For The Fjords" (when it's released), and a kiss on the cheek from your favorite HATB band member!
Comment on our Myspace with the picture to win: http://www.myspace.com/hirohitoandthebo
See you in Tokyo!